My School Teachers

MY SCHOOL

LUNCH

Salah selipar

Seorang bapa pergi dengan anaknya untuk berjalan-jalan menghirup udara segar, belum berapa jauh berjalan, si bapa baru sedar bahawa selipar yang dipakainya berlainan warna, yang kanan merah dan yang kiri berwarna biru.Kerana malas untuk kembali ke rumah, ia menyuruh anaknya untuk pulang mengambilkan selipar yang betul, dan sementara itu dia menunggu dibawah pohon yang rendang.Setelah berapa lama, si anak kembali dengan tangan kosong."Kenapa kamu tidak bawa seliparnya .....?!!", kata bapa dengan susah hati."Sia-sia je pak.., selipar yang dirumah juga berlainan warna..."

ASIRIYAR/TEACHER/CIKGU

SCHOOL JOKES

little girl came home from school and said to her mother, "Mommy, today in school I was punished for something that I didn't do."
The mother exclaimed, "But that's terrible! I'm going to have a talk with your teacher about this ... by the way, what was it that you didn't do?"
The little girl replied, "My homework."

Teacher: Why are you late, Joseph?

Joseph: Because of a sign down the road.

Teacher: What does a sign have to do with your being late?

Joseph: The sign said, "School Ahead, Go Slow!"

REPORT CARD JOKE

Dad, can you write in the dark?""I think so. What is it you want me to write?""Your name on this report card."